Abstract
There’s Someone in Your House. In your walls. In your head. Actually, there are several of them. And they all have opinions. In true Friday the 13th fashion, we’ll cover the spookiest of topics. Why the most terrifying voices you’ll ever hear are your own. Why yelling at yourself in the mirror doesn’t make you run faster. And many other potentially cringy but useful realizations that sound obvious but apparently take 200+ hours of podcast listening to internalize. This talk may or may not be horrifying.