Sucker for Love: a Journey Through Unusual Dating Sims

Date
November 7, 2025

Speaker
Finn Hackett

Abstract
Remember that one time you maybe read about Doki Doki Literature Club, the famous horror game presented as a dating sim? Remember that slideshow karaoke we did where we used old slides saying what a dating sim was? No idea what I'm on about? Come see 1-2 slides on what a dating simulator is, then learn about a collection of unusual takes on the genre. There's a really diverse set: KFC promotional material, a political thriller hidden behind a game where you date birds (pigeon, rock dove ... actual birds), goofy dates with zombies/vampires/etc, ace representation, flirting with your refrigerator (and other household appliances), hip-thrusting various types of chair (no I didn't write the same game twice), and dating Cthulu-chan (the one from the title). Content warning: a good % of dating sims are adult media. While that is not true of any game I am describing, that context will get mentioned sometimes to comment on how "normal" dating sim concepts are subverted. The slides have game artwork w/ some revealing clothing. I also reference some psychological horror games with the usual self-harm / psychological distress references.