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• Cutting and Pasting SIGGRAPH Papers
• Generalized Point Set Surfaces: Segment Set Surfaces
• Simulating Every Single Thing in the World in Real Time (Reduced Ten Degree of Freedom Model)
• Cool Things To Do With Two Billion Cameras
• Oops, There's Another Bug In Noise
• Fluid Animation Via Complicated Numerical Analysis Buzzwords
• A Simple, Chromatic-Voronoi-GPU/PPU-OBBTree-PointBased-SemiStochastic-QuasiRigid-BSP-JIT-PDQ Culling Strategy for Real Time Collisions
• Metropolis Sampling and Photon Mapping for Globally Illuminated Jello, on the GPU
• Lots and Lots of Stuff Falling on Top of Other Stuff
• Generalized Segment Set Surfaces: Triangle Set Surfaces
• Capturing Real World Illumination, Exhaustively
• Real-Time Rendering of Ultra Low Dynamic Range Scenes
• PASTA: Peculiar AcronymS are Terribly Amusing
• Global Illumination for Fun and Profit
• Squishing, Smashing, Burning, Melting, and Vaporizing the Stanford Bunny
• Funniest Home Videos of People in Mocap Suits
• Photorealistic Spaghetti
• Photorealism Must Die!
• Non-Photorealistic Spaghetti
• A Truly Marvelous Proof of an Optimal Rendering Algorithm (which these 8 pages are too narrow to contain)
• Fourier Everything
• Chocolate BIFF: The Inside Joke That Would Not Die
• Generalized Triangle Set Surfaces: Surface Set Surfaces
• Simulation of Water in Some Kind of Invisible Tub
• Photorealism Must Die: Introducing Microsoft Realism (TM) v1.0
• As-Rigid-As-Possible PowerPoint Transitions