Tongue firmly in cheek, here is our prediction for the SIGGRAPH 2008 papers. (And unfortunately, UBC got shut out yet again)
Please add as you see fit!
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HDRIBLSHGPGPUBSSRDFing stuff
Really Fucking Slow Noise Amplification
Cutting and Pasting SIGGRAPH Papers
Generalized Point Set Surfaces: Segment Set Surfaces
Simulating Every Single Thing in the World in Real Time (Reduced Ten Degree of Freedom Model)