Conspiracy theories are awesome! We’re all familiar with the theories surrounding the Kennedy assassination and September 11, but these days we rarely hear about one of the most classic conspiracies of all time: the Apollo 11 moon landing. Grounded on Internet research conducted over a period of literally minutes—possibly tens of minutes!—I will present the arguments for and against the truth of the Apollo 11 moon landing in 1969, while the government secretly listens in on our talk using tiny recording devices implanted in our teeth. Was the landing real? You decide! Spoiler: it was real.