The final UDLS of 2008 marks two great moments in the history of the Un-Distinguished Lecture Series. This will be the 75th presentation over the last two years, meaning that there has been a UDLS given on 3 out of every 4 Fridays over that period. That’s a deeply impressive amount of useless knowledge! It is also a bold experiment in collaborative presentation design. This is a presentation so enormous, so breathtaking, so *epic* that it took the entire department to assemble it. Come see the final result of so many over-educated, mostly-sober minds.