Date: Fri, 30 Apr 2004 14:26:01 -0700 (PDT)

From: David Sprague <dsprague@cs.ubc.ca>

To: grads@cs.ubc.ca

Subject: If you are still beer....leave.

Hello all. Sorry about the really late call to Koerner's. Like so many

of you, I am rushing to finish up this week and head over to Koerner's

asap. Hence the title of the email. I think we should meet at 3:00pm

today since I am sure many of your are ready to end the term in style and

wish to do it as soon as possible. Heck, I think that if you are done

now, you should run to Koerner's now and keep a table warm for the rest of

us. For those of you not taking courses....well it's a sunny Friday. Why

aren't you at Koerner's now. :) We may be trying to do play a couple

songs on the guitar again this week for those of you interested (we didn't

even get in trouble). I thought it went extremely well. It definitely

will not be a regular thing, but I think a good time was had by all.

As for this week's list, I am sorry that I didn't have time to put the

work that I would normally put into this.* Next week's should be

funnier. In the mean time I should also note that I do not believe that

this end of term was as bad as I am making it sound. I am exaggerating

for comedic effect.

* I want to blame the fact I have been running an experiment this week,

but I really don't consider watching the Daily Show to be an experiment.

TOP TEN THINGS TO DO AFTER FINISHING ALL YOUR EXAMS AND PROJECTS

10. Hug Will Evans for letting you pass CPSC 500

9. Cook an ACTUAL meal rather than just eating hot dogs over the sink.

8. Start your Master's research....hahahahaha I kill me.

7. Hunt down undergrad students that wasted your time with stupid final

exam answers. Wedgie them.

6. Prepare to pass in this term's theory projects three months from now.

5. Give your visualization classmates something to really visualize.

Flash them.

4. Change your name so David stops making stupid Penoff jokes.

3. Tape record people saying "you can't get less than an 80% in a grad

course." Print off your end of term marks and show it to them. When they

start to apologize, wedgie them.

2. Remove the coffee IV from your arm.

1. Shower.

0. Find students who failed the course you TAed and laugh at them until

they cry.

-1. Get covered in biometric sensors and play video games. Wow that

sounds fun (contact dsprague@cs.ubc.ca for experiment details).

-2. Continue drinking like usual.

So to follow activity -2, please join me in about 40 minutes (3:00pm)

at the front of CICSR for our run to Koerner's

David "Wedgies are funny when they are not being done to me" Sprague